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BEGIN CIRCUS MUSIC:
The legacy of Bob the Hamster began with a dream. Unlike most children who were conceived by two parents, Bob’s life began with the conception of an idea. This idea was to help others give birth to their dreams, and hence give Bob about four hundred playmates to fellowship with. The dream was perfect, and for Bob, it was a fantasy come true.
Bob’s future was set before he himself knew what was ahead. But, he knew that whatever was coming was going to be great. For Bob, the future was something to brag over.
The future would make him into a computer star.
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Bob: Yeah, I’ll admit that the beginning was great. I was a new phenomenon. I was like Pinocchio, with a big nose and everything. But I wasn’t a liar. Nosiree, Bob. Whoops, I didn’t mean to refer to myself in the third person. Bob still has a bad habit of doing that. Whoops, I did it again |
Once his existence started, Bob quickly rose through the ranks of his talents. Soon, he was no longer the infant hamster that everyone wanted to pinch in the cheeks. He was no longer just a name in the archives for hapless wanderers to stumble across. His legacy was no longer limited to a small website in the back alleys of the information highway. Bob had made the jump to the big time. And this was his dream come true. His republic had been born.
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Vlad the Impaler: The rest of us birthed into the Hamster Republic universe became quite jealous of his immediate rise. I myself was eager to carve out a really pointy stick to communicate how I felt. Maybe that’s selfish, but we all wanted to be the favorite. |
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